The Lesson

Quietness ruled OK in the staff room
as bravely the student walked in
the workaholics ignored him
his voice exploded with a boom

"The theme for today is violence
and homework will be set
I'm going to teach you a lesson
one that you'll never forget"

He picked on a teacher who was typing
and throttled hime then and there
then garotted the lady behing him
(the one with grotty hair)

Then sword in hand he hacked his way
between the quiet rows
"First come, first servered" he declared
"fingers, feet, or toes"

He threw the sword at an early bird
it struck with deadly aim
then pulling out a shotgun
he continued with his game

The first blast cleared the backrow
(where those who worked hard hang out)
they collapsed like plastic figurines
when the plug's pulled out

"I need to go to the toilet"
a teacher demanded
"Of course you may" said the student
put the gun to his temple and fired

The monitor popped a head round the doorway
while the chairman named Tom
nodded understandingly
the threw in a nuclear bomb

And when the ammo was well spent
with blood on every chair
and have the bomb exploded
leaving the whole school bare

The student surveyed the carnage
the dying and the dead
he laughed a wicked laugh
"I was just playing!" he said